2002 Vintage: The Las Vegas

A guy says, “What happens in the bar, stays in the bar.” The bartender says, “Except for your credit card bill. That follows you home.”

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@Doom_Guy11/26/2005 13:49Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!

@Y2K_Bug_Hunter04/26/2007 03:13The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!

@SouthPark_Stan01/03/1997 05:36Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!

@Pi_Mathematics04/11/1998 21:42Finding the patterns in the humor.

@Loituma_Girl03/13/1996 19:40Spinning my leek and laughing at this!

@Blink_Tag_User01/30/2011 04:03<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>

@Rocket_Jumper12/13/2002 20:57This humor took me to new heights!

@David_After_Dent09/13/2008 00:22Is this real life? Or is it just funny?

@Cool_Story_Bro01/14/2004 09:09Actually, it IS a cool story!