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Why did the blonde put her car in the garden?

She wanted to “grow” her mileage.

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6 thoughts on “Why did the blonde put her car in the garden?”

  1. User_863
    User_863 [Human Verified]

    found this via google search and it actually made my day. greetings from europe!

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