The senior ladies of the hospitality committee ignoring the new automated coffee maker and using a massive aluminum cylinder to boil water for individual scoops of instant decaf.
Part of the 40 Religious Jokes: The 2008 “iPhone 3G, Facebook Pages & Guitar Hero Ministries” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Vintage: The Voice Assistant Siri Prayer Failure
The assistant pastor asking his phone's voice helper to locate th...read more »
34 Religious Jokes: The 2023 “AI Sermon Drafts, QR Code Hymnals & Smart Pew Fellowship” Edition
In 2023, church life was fully immersed in the era of artificial ...read more »
41 Religious Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch, Facebook Invasions & Halo 3 Lock-Ins” Edition
In 2007, church life stood at a massive technological crossroads ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Laser Printer Transition
The congregation praising the clean look of the weekly announceme...read more »
33 Religious Jokes: The 1998 “Y2K Panic, Dial-Up Loading Bars & Beanie Baby Fundraisers” Edition
In 1998, church life was caught between a massive digital acceler...read more »
38 Religious Jokes: The 2006 “YouTube Sermons, Myspace Profiles & Nintendo Wii Lock-Ins” Edition
In 2006, church life was diving headfirst into the Web 2.0 era wh...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Self-Centering Altar Camera
A modern webcam with a motion-tracking sensor installed in the ch...read more »
2025 Classic: The Bluetooth Speaker Hijack
An attempt to play a background hymn from the teacher's smartphon...read more »
2025 Classic: The Matching Shirt Directory
A family trying to take their own photo for the new online parish...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Liquid White-Out Restoration
The official parish marriage banns registry containing thick, bum...read more »
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35 Religious Jokes: The 2003 “Flip Phones, iPod Ministry & Khaki Sunday Schools” Edition
In 2003, church life was confidently striding into the digital er...read more »
2025 Classic: The Smart Thermostat App War
The head of the trustee board tracking the chapel heating bill fr...read more »
2024 Archive: The Mobile Wallet Bottleneck
A three-minute bottleneck in the center aisle during the collecti...read more »
38 Religious Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO, Cloud Streams & Smartwatch Bulletins” Edition
In 2016, church life faced an unprecedented wave of digital disru...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.
Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
The coolest joke in the zip code.
By the gods, this is a funny one!
I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.
I’m scanning this into my brain forever.
Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.
It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?
Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!