2010 Vintage: The Little Star

Why did the moon go to the bank? To change its “quarters.”

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Q: What did the photon say to the hotel bellhop? A: No luggage, ...read more »

A dino-snore.read more »

Q: Why did that new restaurant on the moon close after a few mont...read more »

In 2016, the world moved outside—but everyone was still looking a...read more »

In 2013, you couldn’t go anywhere without hearing "Let It Go" or ...read more »

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: In case he go...read more »

Because he Neverlands.read more »

We have reached 2025—the future is officially now. While the worl...read more »

He was outstanding in his field.read more »

Welcome to 1995 – the year of Windows 95, the debut of ...read more »

In 2023, you were either wearing neon pink or a fedora—or both. W...read more »

Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying? A: Because he Neverlands!read more »

Q: Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory? A: H...read more »

Dad: What’s this vegetable called? Kid: An artichoke. Dad: Well...read more »

@DotCom_Survivor09/06/1997 07:00I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.

@USB_Pioneer12/30/2004 15:09Plug and Play laughter!

@Tyler_Durden_Real08/30/2003 02:02Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

@Speed_Racer_Go01/22/2012 14:30Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).

@Orange_Mocha_F12/04/1995 12:27Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!

@Grinds_My_Gears12/21/2002 04:16You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!

@Web_Crawler_9602/13/2009 13:29Crawled my way to this hilarious page.

@Reddit_Original06/26/2012 13:45The front page of the internet... in 1999!