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2009 Classic: The 2012 Destruction

Why the limo? For a movie that suggested a limousine can outrun a collapsing earthquake-cracked Los Angeles better than a fighter jet.

Part of the 42 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2009 “Blue People, Bastards & The Hangover” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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2023 Vintage: The Creator Visuals
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Retro_Gamer_Girl12/31/2009 19:37Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
@Napster_User_9908/26/2012 00:23Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.
@Daria_Morg12/01/1998 22:39My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.
@Heathers_Winona12/20/1997 20:50Greetings and salutations! Very funny.
@Anchorman_Ron12/12/2006 02:56I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.
@Keyboard_Cat_P04/24/2000 12:36Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).
@YouTube_Beta_User10/10/2003 11:25I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!
@Aliens_Guy_Hair10/16/1997 08:34I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!
@Net_Neutrality04/26/2009 15:50Equality for all jokes!

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