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2007 Classic: The Carpeted Altar Trackway

The sanctuary platform featuring thick, deep-pile red carpeting that preserves the exact footprints of the altar servers for several hours after the service ends.

Part of the 41 Religious Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch, Facebook Invasions & Halo 3 Lock-Ins” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Napster_King01/28/1997 22:33I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!
@Old_School_Frank04/07/1999 06:24We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!
@DMOZ_Volunteer07/09/2003 15:13Categorized under: Fun -> Jokes -> Classic.
@Gaia_Online_Gold04/17/2011 16:30Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.
@Ultima_Online_V11/24/2008 22:48Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?
@Maplestory_Kid10/21/2003 17:17@@@@@@@@@@@@ HA HA HA!
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