Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ice cream. / Ice cream who? / Ice cream if you don’t let me play your PlayStation!
Part of the 33 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 1998 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
As if! This is too funny.
I searched for "gold" and found this joke.
Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
Good game, well played. This is a winner.
True story! I was there!