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1999 Legacy: The Decaf Interrogation Protocol

Staring directly into the eyes of a restaurant waitress to ensure with absolute certainty that the hot water came from the orange-handled pot and not the regular black one.

Part of the 35 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Doomsday, Matrix Matrix & Dial-Up Stand-Off” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Lara_Croft_9602/06/2005 22:45Found a real treasure with this one.
@StreetFighter_Ken02/24/2002 00:29Hadouken of a joke! Boom!
@Lion_King_Simba04/27/2009 15:35Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.
@SpiderMan_Tobey04/24/2001 02:53With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.
@Nsync_Justin03/29/2011 01:57Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
@Austin_Powers_Doctor07/13/2008 16:10One million laughs! Mwahahaha!
@Broadband_Newbie05/19/2008 10:54Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!
@Reddit_Original01/13/2007 06:35The front page of the internet... in 1999!

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