“The zombies are fast now!” “Just like you when you hear the pizza delivery guy at the door.”
Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The 2013 “Twerking & Frozen Hearts” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
53 Adult Jokes: The 2019 “I Love You 3000 & Area 51” Edition
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2025 Vintage: The 2025 Ghosting
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52 Adult Jokes: The 2009 “Blue People & Bad Decisions” Edition
In 2009, adult humor was divided between the escapism of Ava...read more »
2025 Classic: The Avatar 3 Mystery
"I'm heading to Pandora!" "The garden shed isn't a moon, Kevin. ...read more »
2025 Classic: The 2025 Movie Theater
"It's $25 for a ticket!" "Does it include a seat?" "No, but you ...read more »
54 Adult Jokes: The 2008 “Superhero Peak & Economic Leak” Edition
In 2008, adult humor was a survival mechanism. If you weren't jok...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Catch 'Em All & Reality Check” Edition
In 2016, the boundary between the internet and reality finally di...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Tron
Ares: "I'm entering the Grid!" "You're just wearing neon sneakers...read more »
The Neighbor’s Grass
When the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.M...read more »
The OOP Relationship
A developer was explaining to his date why his last relationship ...read more »
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2025 Legacy: The 2025 Phone
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2025 Legacy: The GTA VI Marriage
A guy tells his wife, "We’re just like Lucia and Jason from the ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Superman Cape
"I'm flying!" "You're standing on the kitchen counter trying to ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.
404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.
You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!
Sprinkling some humor on this archive.
OMG! Shoes! OMG! Jokes!
Laughing at the security of my own ribs!