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2012 Vintage: The Google Glass

 Why did the blonde wear a drinking glass on her face? She was waiting for “Google Glass” to be released.

Part of the 67 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2012 Archive archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AOL_Surfer07/08/2011 07:28You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!
@StreetFighter_Ken04/28/2003 11:13Hadouken of a joke! Boom!
@Twister_Chaser03/11/2007 09:21A F5 of a joke! Intense!
@Winamp_Skin_Maker02/01/2003 20:37Llama approved! This joke really whips!
@Hercules_Xena12/25/2015 12:54By the gods, this is a funny one!
@Terminator_2_Fan07/13/2007 05:08Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!
@Beanie_Campbell01/19/1998 19:48True friendship is sharing a good joke.
@Flickr_User_0402/07/1998 05:23A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.
@Me_Gusta_Face02/18/2006 22:17Me Gusta this joke. Very much.

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