First Class: Why were they in the 60s? Because in 2011, Michael Fassbender and James McAvoy proved that Magneto and Professor X were much cooler before they went bald.
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Internet is like a box of chocolates...
This joke is more portable than a Java app!
The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.
Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
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