2020 Vintage: The Bill
“Why is there a ‘Hazard Pay’ fee?” “Because I had to touch your sweaty, unwashed hand for three seconds.” Part of the 73 Doctor Jokes:… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Bill
2020 Classic: The New Year’s Resolution
“In 2021, I’m going to finally put on real pants.” Part of the 55 Bar Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom Bar” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2020 Classic: The New Year’s Resolution
2019 Legacy: The Good Boys “Sex Toy”
Why the kids? For a comedy that proved that 12-year-olds in 2019 have no idea what “personal items” are, but they are very good at… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Good Boys “Sex Toy”
2019 Legacy: Best Dance/Electronic Album
Why Woman Worldwide? Because Justice proved that French Electronic music is still the coolest thing on the planet. Part of the 39 Grammy Jokes: The… Read More »2019 Legacy: Best Dance/Electronic Album
2018 Legacy: The Bumble “First Move” Era
I’m waiting for her to message me. She’s waiting for me to be interesting. It’s a stalemate. Part of the 75 Observational One-Liners: The 2018… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Bumble “First Move” Era
2017 Vintage: The Despacito
The jukebox starts playing “Despacito” for the 500th time that day. A guy asks, “Do you know what the lyrics mean?” The bartender says, “I… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Despacito
2016 Archive: The Snapchat Filters
My wife sent me a photo of herself with dog ears and a giant tongue. I told her it’s an improvement. I’m currently “filtered” out… Read More »2016 Archive: The Snapchat Filters
2016 Archive: The Arrival Linguist
“We need to understand the bulb’s language before we screw it in.” Part of the 63 Light Bulb Jokes: 2016 – The Summer of Pokémon… Read More »2016 Archive: The Arrival Linguist
2016 Classic: The Scientist
“We detected gravitational waves, but I still can’t find a ladder that doesn’t wobble.” Part of the 63 Light Bulb Jokes: 2016 – The Summer… Read More »2016 Classic: The Scientist
2016 Legacy: The 30-Second Rule
Why the loud orchestra? Because Jimmy Kimmel had a bit with his “nemesis” Matt Damon that required perfect comedic timing. Part of the 40 Emmy… Read More »2016 Legacy: The 30-Second Rule