2023 Vintage: The Super Mario Movie
Why did the lawyer represent Bowser? He argued that “kidnapping a princess” was just a misinterpreted “long-term romantic merger.” Part of the 49 Lawyer Jokes:… Read More »2023 Vintage: The Super Mario Movie
2023 Vintage: The Gran Turismo Logic
Why the gamer? For a movie that spent two hours reminding us that “this actually happened,” mostly so we wouldn’t notice it felt exactly like… Read More »2023 Vintage: The Gran Turismo Logic
2022 Classic: The “Major League” Diplomacy in Southeast Asia
Why did Biden go to the G20? To show that he can sleep through a 20-hour flight and still negotiate a climate deal with China.… Read More »2022 Classic: The “Major League” Diplomacy in Southeast Asia
2022 Classic: The Meta Quest
Why did the blonde walk into her dining room table while wearing a headset? She was in the “Metaverse” looking for a virtual chair and… Read More »2022 Classic: The Meta Quest
2022 Legacy: Worst Remake, Rip-off or Sequel
Why Disney’s Pinocchio and 365 Days? One was a soulless cash grab, and the other was just… soulless. Part of the 35 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2022 “Blonde,… Read More »2022 Legacy: Worst Remake, Rip-off or Sequel
2021 Legacy: The Voice Assistant Siri Prayer Failure
The assistant pastor asking his phone’s voice helper to locate the Book of Genesis, only for the device to mechanically reply, “I found no businesses… Read More »2021 Legacy: The Voice Assistant Siri Prayer Failure
2021 Vintage: The Messi/Ronaldo “Swap” Year
Why was the transfer window a reality show? Because Messi moved to Paris and Ronaldo returned to Manchester, making every FIFA fan’s dream team a… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Messi/Ronaldo “Swap” Year
2021 Legacy: The Hat
Her Sunday hat is so big it’s causing a localized eclipse. Part of the 55 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2021 “NFT & Metaverse” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2021 Legacy: The Hat
2020 Vintage: The Bill
“Why is there a ‘Hazard Pay’ fee?” “Because I had to touch your sweaty, unwashed hand for three seconds.” Part of the 73 Doctor Jokes:… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Bill
2020 Classic: The New Year’s Resolution
“In 2021, I’m going to finally put on real pants.” Part of the 55 Bar Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom Bar” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2020 Classic: The New Year’s Resolution