2015 Legacy: The NHL 3-on-3 Overtime
Why were the players so tired? Because the league added “pure chaos” to the end of every tied game, making the fans love hockey again.… Read More »2015 Legacy: The NHL 3-on-3 Overtime
2015 Archive: The Folder
I’m “organizing” my digital life into “Work” and “Star Wars.” Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Dress & The Force Edition (2015) archive.… Read More »2015 Archive: The Folder
2014 Archive: Iggy Azalea (Fancy)
Why was she “in the fast lane”? Because in 2014, we all spent the summer trying to rap the lyrics while wondering where exactly “First… Read More »2014 Archive: Iggy Azalea (Fancy)
2014 Legacy: The Silicon Valley Show
“I’m a tech genius!” “You’re a guy who restarted the router and now you think you’re Steve Wozniak.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2014 “Ice… Read More »2014 Legacy: The Silicon Valley Show
2014 Legacy: The Nurse
“Scale of 1 to 10?” “My pain is a 4, but my FOMO is a 10.” Part of the 61 Doctor Jokes: The 2014 “Ice… Read More »2014 Legacy: The Nurse
2013 Legacy: The iPhone 5S Gold
Why was the boss so smug? He got the “Gold” iPhone and thought he was the King of Mid-Level Management. Part of the 74 Office… Read More »2013 Legacy: The iPhone 5S Gold
2013 Archive: The “Twerking” Controversy
Why was Miley Cyrus everywhere? Because the VMAs happened, and suddenly “twerking” was a word that news anchors had to say with a very serious… Read More »2013 Archive: The “Twerking” Controversy
2013 Classic: The 12 Years a Slave Intensity
A movie that everyone says is “important” but nobody wants to watch twice. Part of the 65 Observational One-Liners: The 2013 Viral Vortex archive. Historically… Read More »2013 Classic: The 12 Years a Slave Intensity
2012 Archive: The Load
I’m “buffering” my reaction to the non-event. Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically Verified
2012 Vintage: The Professional Ego
Why does a lawyer never use “Incognito Mode”? Because he wants the world to know exactly what he’s planning to sue next. Part of the… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Professional Ego