2011 Archive: The James Blake Debut
Why the silence? For the man who turned “Post-Dubstep” and soul into a minimal, haunting experience. Part of the 42 Musician & Rock Star Jokes:… Read More »2011 Archive: The James Blake Debut
2011 Classic: The “Friday” Rebecca Black Phenomenon
It’s Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday. This song is so bad that I’ve listened to it thirty times today just to feel something.… Read More »2011 Classic: The “Friday” Rebecca Black Phenomenon
2010 Vintage: The Sun
I’m “shining” through the pixels. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Instagram & iPad Edition (2010) archive. Historically Verified
2010 Classic: The “The Hurt Locker” Sweep
Why did it win 6 Oscars? Because Jeremy Renner proved that being stressed out in Iraq is the ultimate “Oscar Bait.” Part of the 39… Read More »2010 Classic: The “The Hurt Locker” Sweep
2010 Legacy: The MySpace “Redesign”
Why was the screen blue? Because MySpace tried to be a “social entertainment hub” and everyone else just went to Facebook. Part of the 83… Read More »2010 Legacy: The MySpace “Redesign”
2010 Vintage: The Smartphone
Why did the blonde call her phone a “Genius”? Because it was “smarter” than her old flip phone. Part of the 51 Classic Blonde Jokes:… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Smartphone
2010 Archive: The WordArt Banner Farewell
Hanging the last great paper banner in the fellowship hall made with an older version of Microsoft Word, featuring the words “WELCOME HOME” rendered in… Read More »2010 Archive: The WordArt Banner Farewell
2010 Classic: The Emergency
“Is there a doctor here?” “I’m a Doctor of App Development!” “Can you fix his heart?” “No, but I can make it glow blue.” Part… Read More »2010 Classic: The Emergency
2010 Legacy: The Emergency Room
I waited 8 hours. I saw a man build an entire house in Minecraft while waiting for a stitch. Part of the 63 Doctor Jokes:… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Emergency Room
2010 Legacy: The Yellow Pages Magnifying Quest
Utilizing a heavy plastic magnifying glass to find a single carpet cleaner’s phone number hidden in the microscopic text of the giant commercial print directory.… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Yellow Pages Magnifying Quest