Why the kids? For a comedy that proved that 12-year-olds in 2019 have no idea what “personal items” are, but they are very good at accidentally destroying them.
Part of the 41 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame, Stairs Dancing & Peach Parasites” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Hollywood & Acting Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The Blade (Maybe?) Release
Why the silence? For a movie that has been "coming soon" since 20...read more »
2023 Vintage: The Asteroid City Symmetry
Why the play? For the most "Wes Anderson" movie yet, where the ac...read more »
2025 Archive: The Insidious
The Further: Why the title? For a franchise that has spent so muc...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Monkey Man Fights
Why Dev Patel? For a movie that proved that if you want a job don...read more »
2025 Archive: The Snow White CGI
Why the delay? For a remake that spent two years trying to figure...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Return
Why the wait? For a 36-year sequel that proved Michael Keaton sti...read more »
2025 Classic: The Saw XI Trap
Why Jigsaw? For the 11th time we realized that if John Kramer inv...read more »
2025 Archive: The Thunderbolts Asterisk
* Why the secret? For a Marvel movie where the title has a litera...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Sonic the Hedgehog 3 Shadow
Why Keanu Reeves? For the moment the internet achieved peace beca...read more »
34 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2025 “Man of Steel, Fire Ash & The Multiverse Fatigue” Edition
In 2025, Hollywood finally decided that "dark and gritty" was out...read more »
😜 More from category: The Hollywood & Acting Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Vintage: The Wicked Part 1
Why the green? For a musical that spent $150 million to prove tha...read more »
2023 Vintage: The Poor Things Eyes
Why Emma Stone? For a performance that proved that being a "reani...read more »
36 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2012 “Assemble, Skyfalls & Mush-Mouth Bane” Edition
In 2012, Hollywood was all about the "Payoff." It was the year we...read more »
2025 Classic: The Superman Rebirth
Why was David Corenswet so bright? Because James Gunn decided tha...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.
I’ll be back... to read this again.
I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!
You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!
The best thing since version 1.0!
Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!
Laughing at the security of my own ribs!