Why Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen? Because it’s the only movie that lasts two and a half hours but somehow feels like a decade.
Part of the 38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2009 “Transformers, G.I. Joe & Sandra’s Double Header” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: Snow White’s Poison Apple
Why did Snow White dominate the nominations? Because Disney mana...read more »
2025 Archive: Worst Director
Why Marc Webb for Snow White? For proving that a "web" is exactl...read more »
33 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2025 “Snow White, Minecraft & Disney Blues” Edition
In 2025, the 46th Razzie Awards feasted on a year where "live-act...read more »
2024 Archive: Worst Remake or Sequel
Why Joker: Folie à Deux? For taking a billion-dollar hit and mak...read more »
2025 Archive: Worst Supporting Actor Runner-up
Why Keegan-Michael Key? For being the voice of every single anim...read more »
2024 Legacy: Worst Supporting Actress
Why Amy Schumer for Unfrosted? For being the "filling" in a movi...read more »
36 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2014 “Saving Christmas, Dinosaurs & Cameron’s Double” Edition
In 2014, the 35th Razzie Awards found a new "worst of all time" c...read more »
2024 Archive: Dakota’s Honesty
Why did Dakota Johnson win Worst Actress? For giving a performan...read more »
2024 Classic: The Unfrosted Logic
Why the Pop-Tarts? Because Jerry Seinfeld discovered that the or...read more »
34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2013 “Movie 43, After Earth & Lone Ranger” Edition
In 2013, the 34th Razzie Awards hit a goldmine of bad taste. It w...read more »
😜 More from category: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Legacy: Worst Actor
Why Jerry Seinfeld? For proving that "What's the deal with bad m...read more »
2025 Legacy: Worst Supporting Actress Runner-up
Why Awkwafina? For proving that having a unique voice doesn't me...read more »
2024 Vintage: Madame Web’s Future
Why did Madame Web win Worst Picture? Because it’s the only supe...read more »
2023 Archive: The Pooh Sweep
Why did Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey win 5 Razzies? Because ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
I am crying... with laughter!
I am the king of the world... of laughing!
The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!
Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.
Jokes are more than meets the eye!
Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.
I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
Shut up and take my laughter!