2012 Archive: The Load

I’m “buffering” my reaction to the non-event.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "blooming" in the spotlight.Part of the 124 Classic Punny On...read more »

The world was on the edge of its seat in 1999. While Prince was f...read more »

I’m "on fire."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full...read more »

I’m "slowly" updating.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: ...read more »

I’ve got a "juicy" gossip from the future.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

We’re a "fruitful" pair of cyborgs.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I’m "transparent."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The ...read more »

I’m "folding" my holographic screen.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

I’m "brewing" some high-octane content.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

2024 is the year we stopped asking "Is it real?" and started aski...read more »

My AI is so smart it started finish-ing my... sandwiches. I gues...read more »

I’m "earning" my stripes.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liner...read more »

In 2015, we learned that reality is subjective—especially if you'...read more »

I’m "following" the code.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liner...read more »

@PalmPilot_Pro05/28/2004 23:00Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!

@C++_Dev_9812/27/1999 10:21I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.

@Nu_Metal_Kid05/20/2011 04:27I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!

@Linkin_Park_Fan08/16/1996 21:41In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!

@Confused_Travolta11/14/1997 12:28Where are all the other funny sites? Oh, right here.