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2020 Classic: The New Year’s Resolution

 “In 2021, I’m going to finally put on real pants.”

Part of the 55 Bar Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom Bar” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Vintage: The Space Tourist
 A guy walks in with zero-gravity hair and says, "The Guinness po...read more »
75 Bar Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter & Casino Royale” Edition
In 2006, the bar conversation became shorter—exactly 140 characte...read more »
79 Bar Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like It’s 1999 & Y2K Panic” Edition
In 1999, every night at the bar felt like the last night on Earth...read more »
The Mushroom Character
Why fungi are always the life of the party.A mushroom walks into ...read more »
72 Bar Jokes: The 1997 “Cocktail Renaissance & Spice Girls” Edition
In 1997, the bar scene was a clash of cultures. While the craft b...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Smart Stool
 The stool moves to the left because it detected a "more interest...read more »
58 Bar Jokes: The 2024 “Eclipse, Olympics & AI Overload” Edition
In 2024, the bar became a sanctuary from a world that felt increa...read more »
2025 Classic: The Vision Pro 2
 A guy walks in wearing contact lenses that project a tropical be...read more »
37 Celebrity Jokes: The 2006 “Very Nice!” Edition
In 2006, we were all trying to sound like a Kazakh journalist, le...read more »
65 Bar Jokes: The 2009 “Hangover & Avatar” Edition
In 2009, the bar was a place of high-concept escapism. If you wer...read more »

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55 Bar Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & ChatGPT” Edition
In 2023, the bar was the ultimate cultural crossroads. You had gr...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Draft Beer
 "100% human-poured and carbonated."Part of the 58 Bar Jokes: The...read more »
The Grasshopper Surprise
When your name precedes your reputation.A grasshopper walks into ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Mars Colonial
 A guy orders a drink and asks if it was brewed on the Red Planet...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@SpaceJam_Fan05/26/2006 22:22Welcome to the space jam of jokes! 10/10.
@Msdos_Commander04/14/2012 04:10C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.
@Diablo_Cow_Level05/29/2008 17:53There is no cow level, but there is this joke!
@Y2K_Bug_Hunter04/11/2000 16:34The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!
@Palm_Pilot_User10/24/2003 10:48Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
@Cipher_Steak10/20/2004 14:15Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.
@Shagadelic_9706/03/2000 02:36This joke is very shagadelic, man!
@Ali_G_In_Da_H10/09/1997 17:15Is it cos I is funny? Respect!
@Excite_User_9710/07/2000 18:10This site is very exciting!
@Second_Life_Avy06/13/2005 14:55In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.

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