Why did the lawyer represent Bowser? He argued that “kidnapping a princess” was just a misinterpreted “long-term romantic merger.”
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Totally gnarly humor, dude!
I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!
Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).
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So cute, yet so funny! LOL!