2020 Vintage: The Bill

“Why is there a ‘Hazard Pay’ fee?” “Because I had to touch your sweaty, unwashed hand for three seconds.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2011, medical humor shifted toward the "Smart Assistant" era. ...read more »

In 2025, medical humor is dominated by the "Silicon Bedside Manne...read more »

"You're all set. See you in the next 'Firmware Update'!"Part of t...read more »

A revolutionary diet plan recommended by professionals.The doctor...read more »

My doctor told me I’ll live to 120 if I upload my consciousness t...read more »

"Steady as a surgeon’s." "Even with the 'Auto-Correct' enabled?"P...read more »

In 2024, medical humor reached a state of "Spatial Absurdity." If...read more »

In 2016, the medical world faced a new epidemic: "augmented reali...read more »

"You have a cavity." "Can I pay in 'Mind-Coins'?" "No."Part of th...read more »

"I'm doing 'Meta-Yoga'. I just think about the poses and the chip...read more »

In 2008, medical humor was a mix of "How am I going to pay for th...read more »

My AI doctor called me and said, "You’re going to have a headache...read more »

My surgeon operated on me from a beach in Bali using a VR headset...read more »

"You stop breathing." "I’m just 'Stand-by' mode to save power."Pa...read more »

@Web_Master_Flex03/15/2007 11:34I am adding this to my links page right now.

@SoundBlaster_AWE10/26/2009 23:55Crystal clear MIDI humor.

@Bluetooth_Bot07/08/2000 08:21Pairing... Connected... Laughing!

@Blade_Runner_201910/20/1995 06:05All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

@Wild_Thornberry10/31/2013 14:50Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!

@BackToFuture_M05/08/2015 07:25Great Scott! This joke is from the future!

@YouTube_Beta_User01/07/2009 12:34I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!