2018 Legacy: The Bumble “First Move” Era

I’m waiting for her to message me. She’s waiting for me to be interesting. It’s a stalemate.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

My AI just went on a "pre-date" with her AI to see if we’re comp...read more »

Nicolas Cage in white makeup is the most terrifying thing I’ve s...read more »

Step into 2022 – the year of the Top Gun: Maverick resurgence, th...read more »

Step into 2012 – the year of the Curiosity rover landing on Mars,...read more »

The "anti-heroes" are here to save the day (or just mess it up p...read more »

I just saw three people at a bus stop wearing headsets, waving a...read more »

I have to charge my watch, my phone, my glasses, my car, and my ...read more »

Step into 2020 – the year of the Zoom fatigue, the Animal Crossin...read more »

Welcome to 2001 – the year we traded our floppy disks for the fir...read more »

Scarlett Johansson vs. Dinosaurs. 2025 is the year of "Prehistor...read more »

Step into 2021 – the year of the Squid Game global obsession, the...read more »

Is somebody gonna match my freak? Probably not, Tinashe, I’m cur...read more »

I’m taking a vacation to a place with no Wi-Fi. It’s the most ex...read more »

I just watched a movie where a 1928 cartoon mouse is a slasher v...read more »

@Tamagotchi_Dad07/23/2008 09:41Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.

@Pulp_Fiction_Jules12/31/2008 14:31Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.

@Zip_Drive_Owner01/20/2008 18:28Click of death? No, click of laughter!

@Pirate_Bay_9903/17/1997 14:07Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!

@Wild_Thornberry02/28/1995 22:15Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!

@Ali_G_In_Da_H11/11/2010 10:52Is it cos I is funny? Respect!

@Web_Counter_9907/21/2005 03:03I’m visitor number 1,234,567! Lucky me!

@Hat_Tip_Sir02/18/1996 03:04M’lady... this joke is superb.