The jukebox starts playing “Despacito” for the 500th time that day. A guy asks, “Do you know what the lyrics mean?” The bartender says, “I don’t care, as long as it means ‘drink slowly’ and ‘leave quietly’.”
Part of the 51 Bar Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Bitcoin Boom” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Self-Driving Tab
A guy gets kicked out for being too drunk. He says, "It’s okay! ...read more »
78 Bar Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Mad Men” Edition
In 2007, the bar scene was split in two. Half the room was orderi...read more »
75 Bar Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter & Casino Royale” Edition
In 2006, the bar conversation became shorter—exactly 140 characte...read more »
2024 Archive: The Brainrot
A guy walks in and says, "That beer is 'skibidi' and 'ohio'." Th...read more »
The Mushroom Character
Why fungi are always the life of the party.A mushroom walks into ...read more »
77 Bar Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook & Mean Girls” Edition
In 2004, bar conversations started to shift. Instead of settled b...read more »
2025 Classic: The Universal Basic Income
A guy orders a beer and says, "Government's buying!" The bartend...read more »
The Schrödinger Cat
The most famous cat in science makes an appearance.Schrödinger’s ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Cyber-Bar
"Do you have a charger?" "For your phone, your car, your arm, or...read more »
55 Bar Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & ChatGPT” Edition
In 2023, the bar was the ultimate cultural crossroads. You had gr...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
71 Bar Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & Euro Currency” Edition
In 2002, the bar scene was a mix of superhero hype and the birth ...read more »
The Dyslexic Entry
A linguistic twist on a familiar scene.A dyslexic man walks into ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Mars Colonial
A guy orders a drink and asks if it was brewed on the Red Planet...read more »
The Salt Shaker
Warning: this one might get a little salty.A guy walks into a bar...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Jeeves really delivered a good one today.
Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.
Smooth joke, very smooth.
I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!
@@@@@@@@@@@@ HA HA HA!
At least I have my jokes to keep me company.