My wife sent me a photo of herself with dog ears and a giant tongue. I told her it’s an improvement. I’m currently “filtered” out of the bedroom.
Part of the 57 Marriage Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Election” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
64 Marriage Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Halo 3” Edition
In 2007, marriage was about the high-stakes transition from "dumb...read more »
70 Marriage Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & Smartphone” Edition
In 2002, marriage was about the first big-screen Spider-Man,...read more »
2025 Classic: The GPT-5
I asked the new AI to "mediate" our argument about the thermosta...read more »
The GPS Correction
Two voices, one car, and zero agreement on the route.My wife does...read more »
My wife and I were happy...
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.read more »
2025 Joke: Marriage Lets You Annoy
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your l...read more »
2000 Joke: A Happy Marriage Is
A happy marriage is a long conversation that always seems too sho...read more »
58 Marriage Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook & Motorola” Edition
In 2004, marriage entered the era of social media distraction and...read more »
2024 Joke: Marriage Is When A
Marriage is when a man and woman become one. The trouble starts w...read more »
55 Marriage Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Minivan” Edition
In 1996, marriage was about navigating the transition from flanne...read more »
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2025 Archive: The Last Word
"Yes, dear." (Synced across all devices, including the smart-toa...read more »
2025 Legacy: The AI Gardener
It mowed the lawn into the shape of my wife’s face. I told her i...read more »
62 Marriage Jokes: The 2022 “Wordle & Multiverse” Edition
In 2022, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of not spoi...read more »
2025 Classic: The Bio-Hacking
He’s drinking "Blue Sludge" to live to 150. I told him I can't h...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!
Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!
Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!