“You have a very rare 1998 condition called ‘Tamagotchi Thumb.’ You’ve been clicking that little plastic egg too much.”
Part of the 61 Doctor Jokes: The 1998 “Blue Pills & Blue Screens” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Wait for it... wait for it... HA! Finally loaded!
Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!
The farce is strong with this one!
Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
Not bad. Not bad at all.
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I’ll mention this in my next episode!