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1998 Legacy: The Diagnosis

“You have a very rare 1998 condition called ‘Tamagotchi Thumb.’ You’ve been clicking that little plastic egg too much.”

Part of the 61 Doctor Jokes: The 1998 “Blue Pills & Blue Screens” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Internet_Explorer_303/08/2011 17:24Wait for it... wait for it... HA! Finally loaded!
@Pager_Guy03/10/2011 16:38Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!
@StarWars_Nerd08/08/2011 06:08The farce is strong with this one!
@Married_With_Kids12/20/2006 10:51Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
@Coffee_Addict09/26/2005 16:40404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
@Not_Bad_Obama11/19/1999 13:00Not bad. Not bad at all.
@Keep_Calm_Fan11/05/2013 05:25Keep Calm and Read More Jokes.
@Retweet_King06/12/2001 10:53RT if you think this is funny!
@Podcast_Listener03/16/2002 15:17I’ll mention this in my next episode!

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