2001 Vintage: The Segway

He wants to buy a “human transporter.” I told him he has legs that work for free.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

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@WebSurfer_X11/11/2014 04:58Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!

@Lock_Stock_Two01/28/1995 00:25It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!

@Magic_SchoolBus01/08/2004 16:51Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!

@Johnny_Bravo_Hoo05/28/1995 04:52Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.

@Party_On_Garth07/26/2011 10:28I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!

@Tina_Eat_Food10/06/2008 13:02Tina, you fat lard, come read this!

@Orkut_Member_9906/28/1998 11:45A fan from Brazil! Great humor!

@IMVU_Chatter09/04/1996 00:453D laughs are the best!

@iPhone_User_0704/03/2004 09:49There’s an app for that? No, just this site!