2016 Archive: The Arrival Linguist

“We need to understand the bulb’s language before we screw it in.”

🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 1999, we were all living on the edge of the future. We were pa...read more »

We've entered the new millennium. The Y2K scare was a huge disapp...read more »

How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb? None. The...read more »

How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb? S...read more »

How many Type A personalities does it take to change a light bulb...read more »

How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb? None. They...read more »

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Th...read more »

In 2011, the world was building its own reality. We were obsessiv...read more »

How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb? None. T...read more »

How many orthopedic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?...read more »

In 2001, the world felt like it was finally catching up to the sc...read more »

In 2009, the world went 3D. We were all obsessed with the glowing...read more »

In 2024, the world turned "Apple Green." We all survived a total ...read more »

How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One...read more »

@Angelfire_User10/01/2008 19:21Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.

@DVD_Rom_King03/15/2009 11:12More capacity for humor on this site!

@Green_Day_Fan05/15/2004 08:58Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.

@Leave_Britney_A04/20/2015 20:17Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!

@Keyboard_Cat_P02/16/2002 01:14Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).

@Jackie_Chan_Wut08/30/2013 05:00My mind is blown by how funny this is.