2012 Vintage: The 50 Shades
My wife started reading the book. I told her I’m ready for some “red room” action. She led me to the laundry room and told… Read More »2012 Vintage: The 50 Shades
2011 Classic: Angry Birds Rio
Why was nobody watching the parade? Because everyone was busy launching digital birds at monkeys on their phone screens to save a bunch of cartoon… Read More »2011 Classic: Angry Birds Rio
2010 Vintage: The Print TV Guide Ritual
Using a thick red felt-tip marker to draw perfect boxes around every afternoon broadcast of Matlock before the morning coffee has even cooled down. Part… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Print TV Guide Ritual
2010 Classic: The Brock Lesnar vs. Cain Velasquez
Why was the “Beast” humbled? Because Cain hit him so hard Brock did a 360-degree spin before falling, proving that wrestling isn’t everything in the… Read More »2010 Classic: The Brock Lesnar vs. Cain Velasquez
2010 Archive: The “Village Stabilization Program”
Why were we living in mud huts again? Because the Army decided that the best way to win the war was to move in with… Read More »2010 Archive: The “Village Stabilization Program”
2010 Legacy: The iPad Launch
A guy walks in with a giant iPhone. The bartender says, “Is that a tablet or are you just happy to see me?” The guy… Read More »2010 Legacy: The iPad Launch
2009 Archive: The Final 2009 Political Vibe
Why was it the “Year of Reality”? Because we started with a party on the National Mall and ended with the realization that fixing the… Read More »2009 Archive: The Final 2009 Political Vibe
2009 Archive: The Psychiatrist
“Doctor, I’m afraid of pigs.” “Is it the flu?” “No, it’s just their judgmental eyes.” Part of the 59 Doctor Jokes: The 2009 “Swine Flu… Read More »2009 Archive: The Psychiatrist
2009 Archive: The Kanye Moment
A husband interrupts his wife’s story about her day. “Yo, honey, I’m really happy for you, I’mma let you finish, but the neighbor’s lawn is one of… Read More »2009 Archive: The Kanye Moment
2009 Legacy: The BlackBerry Messenger Elite
The group of eighth graders huddled by the lockers, aggressively typing on plastic QWERTY keys because they were part of an exclusive BBM group chat.… Read More »2009 Legacy: The BlackBerry Messenger Elite