2016 Archive: The Bird
I’m “tweeting” about my Pidgey army. Part of the 130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip Edition (2016) archive. Historically Verified
2015 Archive: Left Shark
Why was the Christmas pageant so uncoordinated? Because the “Left Shark” from the Super Bowl became the spirit animal for anyone who didn’t know the… Read More »2015 Archive: Left Shark
2015 Classic: The Search
Why did the blonde use a magnifying glass on her screen? She was “searching” for the home page. Part of the 45 Classic Blonde Jokes:… Read More »2015 Classic: The Search
2015 Classic: The Map
I bought her a digital map. It started vibrating when she tried to take a “shortcut through a cornfield.” Part of the 58 Mother-in-Law Jokes:… Read More »2015 Classic: The Map
2014 Vintage: The “Blue Force Tracker” in Ukraine
Why didn’t we see them? Because “Stealth” in 2014 meant “Just take your uniform patches off and turn off your cell phone.” Part of the… Read More »2014 Vintage: The “Blue Force Tracker” in Ukraine
2014 Archive: The Tinder
She found out what Tinder is. She said, “If I had that in my day, I would have swiped left until my thumb fell off… Read More »2014 Archive: The Tinder
2013 Archive: The Ben
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting all day! Part of the 40 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2013 Frozen… Read More »2013 Archive: The Ben
2013 Classic: The Spreadsheet Goal
Why was the chart “Flat”? Because in 2013, shadows and gradients were officially fired. Part of the 74 Office Groaners: The 2013 “Vine & Let… Read More »2013 Classic: The Spreadsheet Goal
2012 Vintage: The 50 Shades
My wife started reading the book. I told her I’m ready for some “red room” action. She led me to the laundry room and told… Read More »2012 Vintage: The 50 Shades
2012 Classic: The Jam
I’m “jamming” to the top hits of 2012. Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically Verified