2021 Archive: The Succession Drama
“I’m a cutthroat corporate heir!” “You’re a guy arguing with his brother over who gets the better parking spot at the family BBQ. Very ‘Roy-al’.” Part of… Read More »2021 Archive: The Succession Drama
2020 Legacy: The “Essential” Worker
A guy walks into a bar and says, “I’m an essential worker!” The bartender asks, “Doctor? Nurse?” The guy says, “No, I’m the guy who… Read More »2020 Legacy: The “Essential” Worker
2020 Classic: The Sourdough Starter
Why did the accountant name his yeast “The 2020 Budget”? Because it’s bubbly, requires constant feeding, and he’s pretty sure it’s going to go sour… Read More »2020 Classic: The Sourdough Starter
2019 Classic: The 2019 Wrap-Up
“See you in 2020! It’s going to be a quiet, normal year, right?” Part of the 58 Doctor Jokes: The 2019 “TikTok Boom & Deepfake… Read More »2019 Classic: The 2019 Wrap-Up
2018 Vintage: The Pokémon GO Baptismal Raid
The youth pastor spending the first ten minutes of the Sunday service begging teenagers to step away from the sanctuary steps because a rare virtual… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Pokémon GO Baptismal Raid
2018 Classic: The “Skripal” Poisoning in Salisbury
Why were people afraid of perfume bottles? Because Russian agents proved that “Novichok” is a very effective way to ruin a holiday in a quiet… Read More »2018 Classic: The “Skripal” Poisoning in Salisbury
2018 Archive: The 2018 Royal Wedding (Harry & Meghan)
I woke up early to watch another royal wedding. I’m starting to think I just really like hats and carriages. Part of the 75 Observational… Read More »2018 Archive: The 2018 Royal Wedding (Harry & Meghan)
2018 Vintage: Shawn Mendes
Why was he “In My Blood”? Because in 2018, he proved that you can be a pop heartthrob and still sing about having anxiety like… Read More »2018 Vintage: Shawn Mendes
2017 Legacy: The Get Out Premiere
Why did it hit so hard? Because “The Sunken Place” was the official name for anyone who accidentally looked at their 401(k) during a market… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Get Out Premiere
2017 Classic: The War for the Planet of the Apes
The trilogy is over. I’ve never been so sad about a CGI chimpanzee named Caesar. Part of the 66 Observational One-Liners: The 2017 Spinner Revolution… Read More »2017 Classic: The War for the Planet of the Apes