The youth pastor spending the first ten minutes of the Sunday service begging teenagers to step away from the sanctuary steps because a rare virtual pocket monster spawned right next to the historic baptismal font.
Part of the 39 Religious Jokes: The 2018 “Smart Assistant Confessions, FaceID Pews & Blockchain Building Funds” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!
A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.
You must construct additional laughs!
Burninating the countryside with laughter!
Top tier web animation humor!
I facepalmed and then I laughed.