2024 Classic: The Stethoscope
“Your heart sounds like a low-power mode alert.” Part of the 54 Doctor Jokes: The 2024 “Spatial Computing & Bio-Hacking” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2023 Classic: The Tyson Fury vs. Francis Ngannou
Why was the heavyweight king on the floor? Because an MMA fighter with no boxing experience knocked him down, proving that 2023 was the year… Read More »2023 Classic: The Tyson Fury vs. Francis Ngannou
2023 Vintage: The “Ella Baila Sola” Peso Pluma
Why was the 4th so “Corrido”? Because Regional Mexican music took over the global charts, making the BBQ feel like a party in Guadalajara. Part… Read More »2023 Vintage: The “Ella Baila Sola” Peso Pluma
2023 Vintage: The Scared Tree
Why did the pine tree go to the barber? It needed to be “needled.” Part of the 63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer” Edition… Read More »2023 Vintage: The Scared Tree
2022 Archive: The “Little Miss” Meme
Why was there a sign on the door saying “Little Miss Late For Every Meeting”? Because the marketing team discovered the meme and chose violence.… Read More »2022 Archive: The “Little Miss” Meme
2022 Vintage: The Smart Thermostat Feud
The head of the trustee board tracking the church heating bill from an app on his phone, instantly receiving a mobile alert from across town… Read More »2022 Vintage: The Smart Thermostat Feud
2022 Archive: Hocus Pocus 2
Why were the Sanderson Sisters back again? Because 29 years later, they realized that Walgreens is the best place to find a new soul. Part… Read More »2022 Archive: Hocus Pocus 2
2022 Archive: The Moscow Mule
The copper mug is still the only thing that doesn’t change with the algorithm. Part of the 53 Bar Jokes: The 2022 “Elon Buys Twitter… Read More »2022 Archive: The Moscow Mule
2021 Archive: The Succession Drama
“I’m a cutthroat corporate heir!” “You’re a guy arguing with his brother over who gets the better parking spot at the family BBQ. Very ‘Roy-al’.” Part of… Read More »2021 Archive: The Succession Drama
2021 Legacy: The Canelo Alvarez Undisputed
Why was he the King of Boxing? Because he collected all four belts in 11 months, proving that “Money” might be gone, but “Canelo” is… Read More »2021 Legacy: The Canelo Alvarez Undisputed