Why was he “In My Blood”? Because in 2018, he proved that you can be a pop heartthrob and still sing about having anxiety like a pro.
Part of the 39 Celebrity Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & The Floss” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Slaying the competition with these jokes.
So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?
A F5 of a joke! Intense!
You got it, dude! Very funny.
Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.
My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!
Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.
High five for this joke!
Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.