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2009 Archive: The Psychiatrist

“Doctor, I’m afraid of pigs.” “Is it the flu?” “No, it’s just their judgmental eyes.”

Part of the 59 Doctor Jokes: The 2009 “Swine Flu & Bitcoin Genesis” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Vintage: The Nurse
"Scale of 1 to 10?" "My pain is a 4, but my 'Neural-Bandwidth' is...read more »
2025 Archive: The Smart-Watch 4.0
My watch told me I was dead. I had to pay the doctor $100 to prov...read more »
64 Doctor Jokes: The 2001 “Stem Cells & Space Odyssey” Edition
In 2001, medical humor evolved alongside high-speed internet and ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Waiting Room 2
I’ve been waiting so long I’ve actually outlived the AI model tha...read more »
2025 Classic: The Doctor's AI
My doctor's AI is meaner than he is. It told me my cholesterol is...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Surgeon’s Ego
"I'm the first surgeon to be 50% machine." "And 100% overpriced."...read more »
The Genetic Wonder
Understanding where your best traits really come from.My doctor s...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Psychiatrist
"Doctor, I’m falling in love with my operating system." "Standard...read more »
2025 Archive: The Surgeon’s Fee 2
He asked for my 'Digital Legacy' as a security deposit.Part of th...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Sleep Study
"You stop breathing." "I’m just 'Stand-by' mode to save power."Pa...read more »

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2025 Legacy: The Stress 2
"You're stressed about 'The Upload'." "Will it hurt?" "Only your ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Smart-Home Surgeon
My surgeon operated on me from a beach in Bali using a VR headset...read more »
The Invisible Patient
A busy clinic and a patient who can’t be seen.The nurse told the ...read more »
57 Doctor Jokes: The 2022 “Re-entry & Omicron” Edition
In 2022, medical humor was all about the awkwardness of being hum...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Java_Script_Kid08/31/2002 03:44Alert("HA HA HA HA!");
@Avatar_Na_vi12/11/1998 01:56I see you... laughing!
@Walter_Sobchak06/11/2001 12:53Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?
@AllYourBase_9911/11/2006 21:41All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!
@Scumbag_Steve_X05/23/1999 03:37Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.
@Frame_Set_Wizard02/14/2012 06:01I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.
@GG_WP_9808/10/2008 13:59Good game, well played. This is a winner.
@Rage_Comic_Fan11/06/1995 21:09FFFFFUUUUU-nny!
@Cloud_Computing02/10/2003 07:13Storing my laughs in the cloud.

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