2023 Vintage: The Scared Tree

Why did the pine tree go to the barber? It needed to be “needled.”

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Because the students were too bright.read more »

A dino-snore.read more »

It lost all its contacts.read more »

Restaurant Server: Do you want a box for your leftovers? Dad: No...read more »

Q: What's the difference between a "dad joke" and a "bad joke?" ...read more »

Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.read more »

In 2015, the world couldn't agree on anything—especially not the ...read more »

Kid: Dad, how do I look? Dad: With your eyes.read more »

The new decade kicked off with a bang in 2010. While the world wa...read more »

They don’t have the guts.read more »

In 2009, the world was changing. While everyone was busy creating...read more »

In 2023, you were either wearing neon pink or a fedora—or both. W...read more »

In 2005, the digital landscape changed forever with the launch of...read more »

He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »

@XFiles_Spooky_M10/20/2014 19:10Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.

@Rewritable_CD06/06/2007 10:16I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.

@Hamster_Dance_X10/28/2007 19:42Di-da-di-da-di-da-do-do! Funniest site ever!

@Y_U_NO_Laugh03/25/1995 11:50Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?

@Ultima_Online_V09/06/2002 12:08Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?

@Keep_Calm_Fan03/09/2014 21:53Keep Calm and Read More Jokes.

@Selfie_King_0505/08/2010 11:49Taking a photo of me laughing!