Why was he the favorite enemy? Because telling the world “There are no Americans in Baghdad” while a tank is driving behind you is the ultimate level of “Positive Thinking.”
Part of the 39 Military Jokes: The 2003 “Shock, Awe & Mission (Un)accomplished” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Vintage: The "Hearts and Minds" 2024
Why the "Signal-Aid"? Because providing a "Secure VPN" is the new...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Cyber" Awareness 2024
Why the panic? Because we realized that "Smart Toasters" in the b...read more »
39 Military Jokes: The 2003 “Shock, Awe & Mission (Un)accomplished” Edition
In 2003, the military proved it could conquer a country in three ...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Over-the-Horizon" Fatigue
Why the drone operators' strike? Because "Remote Warfare" is star...read more »
39 Military Jokes: The 2021 “Kabul Airlift & AUKUS Awkwardness” Edition
In 2021, the military realized that 20 years of nation-building c...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Information Operations" AI-Wars
Why 2024? Because "Propaganda" is now 90% bots arguing with other...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Tactical" Starlink 2.0
Why the new antennas? To make sure the "Digital Battlefield" stay...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Coalition" of the Shells
Why the Czech initiative? Because finding 800,000 artillery shell...read more »
34 Military Jokes: The 2002 “Axis of Evil & Anaconda Boots” Edition
In 2002, the military was busy trying to find a needle in a hayst...read more »
36 Military Jokes: The 2006 “Counterinsurgency & Concrete Walls” Edition
In 2006, the military realized that winning the war was easy, but...read more »
😜 More from category: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025
33 Military Jokes: The 1998 “Desert Fox & Digital Drills” Edition
In 1998, the "Peace Dividend" was officially over, but nobody wan...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Total Force" Burnout
Why the AI? Because the AI is the only thing that isn't on its 10...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Strategic" Silence on Space War
Why so quiet? Because the first rule of "Satellite Tag" is that n...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Baltic Jam"
Why were pilots over Poland confused in 2024? Because Russia’s "E...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!
Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
Multipass! For the comedy club!
You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).
Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.
Crawled my way to this hilarious page.