1998 Vintage: The Radio
She hates “Alternative” music. “Alternative to what?” she asks. “Quality?” Part of the 71 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1998 “Star Wars & Search Engines” Edition archive.… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Radio
1998 Legacy: The Year of the “Portal”
Why were Yahoo and Excite so busy? Because they were trying to be the “Front Door” of the internet, unaware that Google was about to… Read More »1998 Legacy: The Year of the “Portal”
1998 Classic: The Adam Sandler Fan
One, but they have to shout the instructions in a weird baby voice. Part of the 71 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1998 Retro Edition archive.… Read More »1998 Classic: The Adam Sandler Fan
1997 Classic: The Pathfinder Rover
One, but it takes three months to roll across the kitchen floor and send back a low-res photo of the socket. Part of the 68… Read More »1997 Classic: The Pathfinder Rover
1997 Classic: The Scream 2 Logic
The movie taught us that the sequel is always bloodier, but in real life, the sequel is just the same job with a different manager.… Read More »1997 Classic: The Scream 2 Logic
1996 Classic: The Dick Morris Toe-Tapping Scandal
Why did the President’s top advisor have to resign? Because it turned out his “consultation strategy” involved people who didn’t have security clearances but did… Read More »1996 Classic: The Dick Morris Toe-Tapping Scandal
1995 Classic: Worst Actress Runner-up
Why Demi Moore? For wearing the letter “A” with the same level of intensity as a heart transplant surgeon. Part of the 34 Razzie Awards… Read More »1995 Classic: Worst Actress Runner-up
1990 Classic: Office life
The coffee is cold, the copier is jammed, and the boss is “at a lunch meeting” until 4:00 PM. Why can’t you give Elsa a… Read More »1990 Classic: Office life