Why did the President’s top advisor have to resign? Because it turned out his “consultation strategy” involved people who didn’t have security clearances but did have very high heels.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.
Could this joke BE any funnier?
Smooth joke, very smooth.
Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!
And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.
What a feeling! (Being funny).
Shake and bake! Hilarious!
Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).
My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!
*Boom* - there goes my brain!