2010 Vintage: The Print TV Guide Ritual

Using a thick red felt-tip marker to draw perfect boxes around every afternoon broadcast of Matlock before the morning coffee has even cooled down.

🔥 Top 10: The Senior & Aging Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Attempting to stand up from a relative's plastic-wrapped sofa in ...read more »

Walking completely out of a local diner because the manager point...read more »

Watching a shiny mechanical assistant sweep the living room floor...read more »

In 2018, growing older meant watching your grandchildren swing th...read more »

Spending an entire Saturday afternoon completely cut off from the...read more »

In 2015, growing older meant waging a full-scale war against your...read more »

In 2001, growing older meant entering the high-tech millennium wh...read more »

Refusing to look at a calendar app on a smartphone, firmly mainta...read more »

Demanding that the entire family arrive at the local diner by 3:0...read more »

In 2022, growing older meant entering a restaurant, being told to...read more »

Turning the volume dial on a heavy wood-paneled console televisio...read more »

Reaching into a dark winter coat pocket and pulling out a solid, ...read more »

In 2012, growing older meant surviving the predicted Mayan apocal...read more »

In 2017, growing older meant entering a dangerous new era where y...read more »

@DialUp_Dreamer07/14/2008 02:00Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.

@BBS_Veteran07/14/2002 14:55Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.

@PowerRanger_Red05/10/1995 05:56It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!

@Lord_Of_Rings_Sam08/28/1999 10:05I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!

@Startup_Kid01/21/2010 11:01Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!

@Rewritable_CD12/31/2003 08:59I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.

@Not_Bad_Obama12/16/2010 22:00Not bad. Not bad at all.