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1995 Classic: Worst Actress Runner-up

Why Demi Moore? For wearing the letter “A” with the same level of intensity as a heart transplant surgeon.

Part of the 34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1995 “Showgirls & Razzie Royalty” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Java_Script_Kid10/07/2001 13:25Alert("HA HA HA HA!");
@AskJeeves_Fan06/23/2007 04:54Jeeves really delivered a good one today.
@Palm_Pilot_User10/27/1998 07:06Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
@Campus_King07/01/2011 11:30The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.
@Antivirus_Pro06/03/2014 11:44No viruses here, just good vibes.
@Slashdot_Effect04/23/1995 02:51We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!
@Orkut_Member_9901/13/1995 00:20A fan from Brazil! Great humor!
@Frag_Master_9907/21/2012 15:17Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!
@Forever_Alone_X08/02/2000 00:45At least I have my jokes to keep me company.
@Tablet_User_1003/17/1999 15:10Tapping my way to a good mood.

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