2005 Vintage: The Flightplan
“I’ve lost my daughter on this plane!” “She’s right there in seat 4B, you just had your noise-canceling headphones on too loud.” Part of the 52… Read More »2005 Vintage: The Flightplan
2005 Archive: The “Lazy Sunday” SNL Digital Short
Why was everyone talking about cupcakes and Chronicles of Narnia? Because Andy Samberg invented the “Digital Short,” and we finally had a reason to use… Read More »2005 Archive: The “Lazy Sunday” SNL Digital Short
2005 Vintage: The “Sideways” Craze
Why did everyone stop drinking Merlot? Because Paul Giamatti convinced an entire planet that drinking Pinot Noir is a personality trait. Part of the 36… Read More »2005 Vintage: The “Sideways” Craze
2003 Vintage: The “Comical Ali” (Information Minister)
Why was he the favorite enemy? Because telling the world “There are no Americans in Baghdad” while a tank is driving behind you is the… Read More »2003 Vintage: The “Comical Ali” (Information Minister)
2003 Legacy: The Jessica Lynch Rescue
Why was the media so obsessed? Because 2003 was the year the Pentagon realized that “Human Interest Stories” sell better than “Logistics Reports.” Part of… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Jessica Lynch Rescue
2001 Archive: The Mojito Madness
The bartender says, “If I muddle one more leaf of mint, I’m turning into a mojito.” Part of the 74 Bar Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey… Read More »2001 Archive: The Mojito Madness
2001 Classic: The Fan
Why did the blonde bring a pom-pom to her computer? She wanted to be a “fan” of the cooling system. Part of the 44 Classic… Read More »2001 Classic: The Fan
1999 Classic: The Family Guy Fan
“Victory is mine! The light has returned!” Part of the 62 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1999 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1999 Legacy: The San Antonio Spurs Title
Why was the “Twin Towers” era so boring? Because Tim Duncan and David Robinson played such perfect defense that the other team forgot where the… Read More »1999 Legacy: The San Antonio Spurs Title
1998 Vintage: The Radio
She hates “Alternative” music. “Alternative to what?” she asks. “Quality?” Part of the 71 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1998 “Star Wars & Search Engines” Edition archive.… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Radio