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1999 Legacy: The San Antonio Spurs Title

Why was the “Twin Towers” era so boring? Because Tim Duncan and David Robinson played such perfect defense that the other team forgot where the basket was.

Part of the 54 Sports Jokes: The 1999 “Triple Crowns & Millennium Fever” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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