The bartender says, “If I muddle one more leaf of mint, I’m turning into a mojito.”
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I just set this as my away message. Classic!
I’m scanning this into my brain forever.
You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!
I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!
That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.
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Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!