Why was the media so obsessed? Because 2003 was the year the Pentagon realized that “Human Interest Stories” sell better than “Logistics Reports.”
Part of the 39 Military Jokes: The 2003 “Shock, Awe & Mission (Un)accomplished” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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