2009 Legacy: The BlackBerry Messenger Elite
The group of eighth graders huddled by the lockers, aggressively typing on plastic QWERTY keys because they were part of an exclusive BBM group chat.… Read More »2009 Legacy: The BlackBerry Messenger Elite
2008 Vintage: The PowerPoint Transition Ban
The head pastor officially ordering the technical volunteers to stop using the “shatter,” “checkerboard,” and “spiral” text animations on the scripture projection screens, claiming it… Read More »2008 Vintage: The PowerPoint Transition Ban
2008 Vintage: The Nintendo DSi
Why were the kids taking photos of their own tongues? Because the new DS had a camera, and “warping” your face was the peak of… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Nintendo DSi
2008 Legacy: The Prescription
“I can’t read this.” “It says ‘Sell your stocks and buy canned beans’.” Part of the 65 Doctor Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crash & App… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Prescription
2008 Legacy: The Chicago Cubs 100-Year Curse
Why was 2008 so sad for Wrigley Field? Because it was the 100th anniversary of their last title, and they celebrated by getting swept in… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Chicago Cubs 100-Year Curse
2008 Vintage: The Office Printer
Why did the lawyer name his shredder “The Auditor”? Because it was the only one in the office doing “real work.” Part of the 50… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Office Printer
2008 Archive: The Gym Socks
Why did the gym socks go to the party? They wanted to “smell” the fun. Part of the 52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2008 “Superpower”… Read More »2008 Archive: The Gym Socks
2007 Legacy: The App Store Preview
Why did the blonde try to buy an apple at the computer store? She heard an “App Store” was coming and thought it was a… Read More »2007 Legacy: The App Store Preview
2007 Vintage: The Kanye West Cameo
Why the jokes? For the sketch where he complained about losing an Emmy, proving that “Kanye-ing” is a cross-platform phenomenon. Part of the 41 Emmy… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Kanye West Cameo
2006 Legacy: The Tree
I’m “branching” out into micro-blogging. Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified