I’m “branching” out into micro-blogging.
Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?
I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.
Loading the training program... for comedy.
Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?
The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!
True friendship is sharing a good joke.
Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.
Recruiting more funny jokes for our team!
Burninating the countryside with laughter!