2008 Legacy: The Prescription

“I can’t read this.” “It says ‘Sell your stocks and buy canned beans’.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

My watch told me I was dead. I had to pay the doctor $100 to prov...read more »

A medical breakthrough that comes with a small side effect."Docto...read more »

"It hurts when I 'Bio-Hack'." "Stop trying to overclock your legs...read more »

"I can't hear anything." "That’s because you have 'Selective Neur...read more »

My doctor's AI is meaner than he is. It told me my cholesterol is...read more »

"The AI will perform the surgery." "Is it safe?" "It hasn't crash...read more »

In 2025, medical humor is dominated by the "Silicon Bedside Manne...read more »

In 2006, psychiatry faced a new challenge: the world started shri...read more »

Testing the oldest medical theory in the book.I ate an apple ever...read more »

"I'm doing 'Meta-Yoga'. I just think about the poses and the chip...read more »

When the medical equipment is smarter than the patient.My doctor ...read more »

"I'm thinking, therefore I am." "No, you're thinking, therefore I...read more »

"Doctor, I’m falling in love with my operating system." "Standard...read more »

A revolutionary diet plan recommended by professionals.The doctor...read more »

@Doom_Guy02/09/2001 18:56Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!

@Cyber_Traveler06/05/2002 10:38Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!

@Napster_Leech05/11/1997 02:25Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!

@Firewall_Wizard02/13/2003 07:16Letting this joke through the port.

@Friday_Rebecca07/10/2004 01:28Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!