Why did the gym socks go to the party? They wanted to “smell” the fun.
Part of the 52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2008 “Superpower” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
What is the deal with these funny jokes?
Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!
A joke about nothing? Love it!
I am crying... with laughter!
Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.
All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!
HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!
Laughing at the security of my own ribs!