2008 Vintage: The Office Printer

Why did the lawyer name his shredder “The Auditor”? Because it was the only one in the office doing “real work.”

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 1999, the legal world was obsessed with two things: the impend...read more »

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In 2025, "I think, therefore I bill" became the industry's offici...read more »

He called it a "Quantum Retainer"—the money exists and doesn't e...read more »

A lawyer cried when TikTok was banned because he lost his primar...read more »

When even pets need legal representation.A dog walks into a law o...read more »

A lawyer failed the Turing Test in court. The judge didn't care ...read more »

A lawyer spent 50 hours looking for a client's private key. He b...read more »

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A lawyer cited a law that was passed in the year 2040. He argued...read more »

The struggle of learning the ropes and the bills.What’s the diffe...read more »

In 2023, the legal profession realized that the "Bar Exam" might ...read more »

A lawyer represented Harley Quinn to sue the Joker for "failure ...read more »

The loudest sound in the room and what it actually means.Why did ...read more »

@Beavis_Butthead06/05/2007 00:50Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.

@Fight_Club_Member06/14/2001 04:05I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.

@Top_Gun_Maverick02/15/1996 05:38I feel the need... the need for comedy!

@Hansel_So_Hot10/05/2006 07:28That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.

@Hamster_Dance_X02/24/2013 21:32Di-da-di-da-di-da-do-do! Funniest site ever!

@Pwnage_King02/24/2000 11:45Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.

@Rocket_Jumper06/02/2010 22:34This humor took me to new heights!