Why were the kids taking photos of their own tongues? Because the new DS had a camera, and “warping” your face was the peak of 2008 entertainment.
Part of the 39 Christmas Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man & Dark Knight” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Legacy: The "Man vs. Bear" Debate
Why was the hiking trip canceled? Because the internet spent a m...read more »
32 Christmas Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & The Hangover” Edition
In 2009, Christmas was a 3D spectacle. We were all wearing plasti...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Rawdogging" Trend
Why was the son sitting staring at the back of a chair for 10 ho...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Ego-Free" New Year
Why is everyone so humble? Because 2025 was the year of "Radical...read more »
2013 Joke: A Little Boy Wrote
A little boy wrote to Santa: “Dear Santa, this year please send m...read more »
31 Christmas Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Couch Jumping” Edition
In 2005, Christmas was the start of the viral video era. We were ...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Subscription" Presents
Why was the gift box empty? Because you didn't buy a toy; you bo...read more »
36 Christmas Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Flossing” Edition
In 2018, Christmas was a bit "dusty." We were all mourning our fa...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Smart" Mistletoe
Why is the doorway beeping? Because the mistletoe has "Consent S...read more »
2025 Classic: Customized Carols
Why does "Silent Night" sound like a heavy metal track? Because ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The "TikTok" Bans
Why is the holiday so peaceful? Because the app was finally rest...read more »
35 Christmas Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Baby Yoda” Edition
In 2019, Christmas was "inevitable." We were all saying "I love y...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Shogun Premiere
Why did the house feel so "feudal"? Because the show made us all...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Hyperloop" Travel
Why was the trip to Grandma’s so fast? Because you traveled in a...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!
WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!
I am so excited! I am so... laughing!
I see you... laughing!
My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!
Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).